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Weird Sh*t I Ate: Vodka and Pizza (not all days are high-health wins)

Weird Sh*t I Ate: Vodka and Pizza (not all days are high-health wins)...



I ate vodka and pizza last night. This wasn’t intended, and vodka sure isn’t in my “let’s get healthy” plan. I also don’t really remember choosing pizza, but I can see I most definitely tried. Apparently so did one of my cats (my bet is on Scooter, since he and I share a certain motivation for food). There are bite marks, so at the very least, he must have licked it.

It’s not the end. We have happy Fridays.

The lentil kimchi meal I ate for lunch to celebrate Friday and asked, “Let’s see where this goes,” has a surprising ending. I feel fine this morning, greeting the day with green tea mixed with Harney & Sons Hot Cinnamon Spice—my favorite.

I’m leaving this here. I need to remember these days. Today we bike ride and eat more beans.

Recipe (or whatever):

  • 1 reckless amount of vodka

  • 1 pizza you don’t remember choosing

  • Optional: cat saliva, maybe? There's bite marks--and I'm not sure if he got there first or later. 

Please don’t follow this for a healthy gut recipe.

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